A Little Ohio Humor

If your winter coat is a hooded fleece jacket

like this one in the picture ,

You might Live in Ohio!

(This is actually the jacket I've worn all winter because my winter coats are too Hot for me to wear!)(I also got rid of all the sweaters and sweatshirts in my closet because they are too hot for me to wear too)

Forget Rednecks,, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you may live in Ohio.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Ohio.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Ohio.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Ohio.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
Philadelphia for the weekend,
you may live in Ohio.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you may live in Ohio.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again, you may live in Ohio.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Ohio.

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Ohio.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you may live in Ohio.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody
is passing you, you may live in Ohio.

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Ohio.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction, you may live in Ohio.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car, you may live in Ohio.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may
live in Ohio.