Daylight Savings Time
Hello it's me again!
Thought I'd express my feelings about Daylight savings time.
Personally I think it's a waste of time because the hour we gain
I usually spend it on resetting all my clocks!
So I really don't gain anything but aggrevation!
And with the hour we lose well I lose 2 changing the clocks again.
I found some articles of other people who share the same feelings
and thought I would post them too.
I guess it makes me feel better I am not alone on this one!
Have a Good One.
~~Holly~~
Thought I'd express my feelings about Daylight savings time.
Personally I think it's a waste of time because the hour we gain
I usually spend it on resetting all my clocks!
So I really don't gain anything but aggrevation!
And with the hour we lose well I lose 2 changing the clocks again.
I found some articles of other people who share the same feelings
and thought I would post them too.
I guess it makes me feel better I am not alone on this one!
Have a Good One.
~~Holly~~
IMMODEST PROPOSAL #1:
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME REFORM
by: Richard S. Holmes
It happens every spring:
crocuses, baseball (with any luck), and the switch to
Daylight Savings Time (DST).
Coming off DST is not hard.
In the Fall, we set our clocks back one hour.
We all get an extra hour to sleep,
and those who forget find themselves at church,
or the airport, or wherever an hour early.
Embarassing, but not catastrophic.
But in the Spring we set the clocks forward,
and the trouble begins.
We losean hour of sleep.
Forgetful people miss Mass, planes, breakfast,
and the big game on TV.
Some are thrown into disarray for up to a full week.
Annual losses due to DST
confusion have been estimated
(by me)
at over a million dollars.
I myself have missed a flight to Washington and a showing of
The Seven Samurai because of DST.
There is no need for such tragic waste.
We can -- we should and must -- urge
our lawmakers to reform
Daylight Savings Time
as follows:
Setting clocks back is easy;
setting them forward is difficult.
Therefore, let us keep the fall ritual as it is.
However, one Sunday each Spring,
let us set our clocks not one hour forward,
but TWENTY-THREE HOURS BACKWARD.
Think of all the advantages.
We will not lose an hour of sleep;
we will gain (almost) a day of rest.
It will be Saturday all over again.
You will never
again miss Confession, or an airplane,
or the Redskins game.
Naturally,
if this were the whole plan,
our calendars would fall behind one day in each year.
However,
the second part of the Revised DST Plan
deals with this.
Every four years,
instead of adding a day, let us SUBTRACT THREE DAYS.
Furthermore,
let these be Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,
which according to
recent polls are the least popular days.
If done in February,
which seems reasonable
considering what a miserable month it is,
this would have the beneficial side effect
of shortening the excruciating presidential primary season
by an effective four days.
The advantages of this plan are clear.
Let us waste no time.
With a determined effort we can have
Reformed Daylight Savings Time
by Spring of next year.
Write your congressperson today!
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