A Little Ohio Humor

If your winter coat is a hooded fleece jacket

like this one in the picture ,

You might Live in Ohio!

(This is actually the jacket I've worn all winter because my winter coats are too Hot for me to wear!)(I also got rid of all the sweaters and sweatshirts in my closet because they are too hot for me to wear too)

Forget Rednecks,, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you may live in Ohio.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Ohio.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Ohio.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Ohio.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
Philadelphia for the weekend,
you may live in Ohio.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you may live in Ohio.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again, you may live in Ohio.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you may live in Ohio.

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Ohio.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you may live in Ohio.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody
is passing you, you may live in Ohio.

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Ohio.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction, you may live in Ohio.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car, you may live in Ohio.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may
live in Ohio.

God Bless America!

Following the Sept. 11th terrorist attacks, Dion worked with Foster to release her first song in two years, "God Bless America", the cover song to an album also featuring Mariah Carey, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan and Simon & Garfunkel. Proceeds from the album were donated to those who came to the rescue and assisted in the efforts.

In God We Still Trust!

In March, 2005, this song was performed at a Diamond Rio concert. They received an immediate standing ovation, and continue to do so every time they perform it! Sadly, major radio stations wouldn't play it because it was considered politically incorrect. Consequently, the song was never released to the public. If this song speaks to your heart, share it with friends and loved ones. Then let us cease being the silent majority and join together as Americans!

HATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS

I Thought this was worth posting for everyone to read
because he is right about what he is saying.

AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!!

I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I
think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally,
made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.

I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the
United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place.

But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons.

I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tanta-mount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there's nothing you can do about it."

It's an "in your face" action and speaking just for me, I don't like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn't be happening.

Where are you, you bunch of lily livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again?
And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won't mean anything anyway Besides, what good is another law going to do when you won't enforce the ones on the books now?

And what ever happened to the polls, guys? I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters. Well you sure ain't paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans want some thing done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.

This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can't happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?

If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grand-children will inherit. But I guess that doesn't matter as long as you get re-elected.
Shame on you.
One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you

Well I've been pounded by the media before and I'm still rockin' and rollin' and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not.
And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to face reality.

And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegal in this country and turn around and say, "Oh it's ok, ya'll can stay here if you'll just allow us to slap your wrist."

And I know that some of you who read this column are saying "Well what's wrong with that?"
I'll tell you what's wrong with it. These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don't know who they are, where they are or what they're up to and the way the Congress is going we're not going to.

Does this make sense? Labor force you say? We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well?
If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan ?
I think not.

All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life.
They don't show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did. They don't tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegal some fat cat hired to pick his crop.

I want to make two predictions.

No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.

No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destruction and set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.

I don't know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, "I don't care who I make mad and I don't care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I'm going to lead the fight to get it straightened out."
I don't blame anybody for wanting to come to America , but if you don't respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others?
And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes Please get that other one out of my face.

God Bless America

Charlie Daniels

Happy Valentine's Day

Well, Once again I'm at a loss for "Blog Material"
Looks as if we are going to be snowed in for Valentine's Day too!
I Don't have much to say right now so I will sign off
with a Valentine Joke.






I Hope Everyone Has a Good

Valentine's Day!

Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!

This Truck Is Awesome!!!

Thought you would all like to see this truck. Look at the plate.. Ohio Heroes....make sure you look underneath and under the fenders.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.

Had no army, yet kings feared Him.

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.

..In the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me
Before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."
GOD BLESS YOU ALL

kids playing in the snow

The kids wanted to play outside in the snow when it is 3 degrees outside.

Happy New Year Everyone!!!

This is what we look like when we are line dancing
a couples dance.

Bill and I got our pictures taken together Finally after months of "Nagging" him to do it. I guess he did it so I would shut up. lol

I think they turned out very nice.
Neither one of us likes to get our pictures taken.

What's Your Name????

Just taking a break from my Holiday Madness for a bit-o-fun.

I love these things!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = Snickle

B = Doombah

C = Goober

D = Cheesy

E = Crusty

F = Greasy

G = Dumbo

H = Farcus

I = Dorky

J = Doofus

K = Funky

L = Boobie

M = Sleezy

N = Sloopy

O = Fluffy

P = Stinky

Q = Slimy

R = Dorfus

S = Snooty

T = Tootsie

U = Dipsy

V = Sneezy

W = Liver

X = Skippy

Y = Dinky

Z = Zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name

to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin

B = feather

C = batty

D = burger

E = chicken

F = barffy

G = lizard

H = waffle

I = farkle

J = monkey

K = flippin

L = fricken

M = bubble

N = rhino

O = potty

P = hamster

Q = buckle

R = gizzard

S = lickin

T = snickle

U = chuckle

V = pickle

W = hubble

X = dingle

Y = gorilla

Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name

to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt

B = boob

C = face

D = nose

E = hump

F = breath

G = pants

H = shorts

I = lips

J = honker

K = head

L = tush

M = chunks

N = dunkin

O = brains

P = biscuits

Q = toes

R = doodle

S = fanny

T = sniffer

U = sprinkles

V = frack

W = squirt

X = humperdinck

Y = hiney

Z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Mine is:

~~~~ Boobie Farkle Dunkin~~~~

Bill's is:

~~~~Boobie Farkle Pants~~~~

Tay's is:

~~~~Gorilla Farkle Dunkin~~~~

Kodie's is:

~~~~Cheesy Farkle Dunkin~~~~

Peter's is:

~~~~Tootsie Farkle Dunkin~~~~

Randy's is:

~~~~Sloopy Farkle Dunkin~~~~

feel free to tell me what your name turned out to be
Some names can be hilarious!!!!